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RESULTS FOR SEARS POINTLESS 2010 (INFINEON RACEWAY, SONOMA CA), 6-7 MARCH 2010

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #611, Eyesore Racing (1994 Mazda Miata, Long Beach CA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #171, Air Prance Oui-We-Can (1971 Citroen D Special, Escondido CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #38, Big Sausage Pizza And Rolls Delivery (1990 Acura Integra, Fresno CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #746, Filthy Faux Ford GT40 (1999 Ford Escort ZX2, Napa CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #64, San Diego Minis Team Bean (1962 Austin Mini, Escondido CA)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #55, The Cannonball Bandits (1987 Toyota Corolla FX16 Wienermobile, Pleasanton CA)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #168, Fir Burger Express Delivery (1975 Lincoln Continental, Fresno CA)
  • I GOT SCREWED: #87, ONSET: One Night Stand Endurance Team (1987 Chevrolet Cavalier CS Wagon, Oakland CA)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: Team California Mille (Various turrible Alfa Romeo Alfettas, San Rafael CA)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE: #510, Team 5 and Dime (1972 Datsun 510, Fremont CA)
  • GRASSROOTS MOTORSPORTS MOST FROM THE LEAST AWARD: #177, Gimp Pimp (1996 Cadillac STS, San Jose CA)
  • TOYOTA RELIABILITY CUP: #82, The Black Flags (1982 Toyota Supra, Los Angeles CA)
  • NISSAN Z CUP: #102, Hatfields and McCoys (1988 Nissan 300ZX, Fountain Valley CA)
  • MR2 CUP: #79, L'il Smokey and the Bandit Racing (1987 Toyota MR2, Santa Rosa CA)
  • SEARS POINTLESS 2010 OFFICIAL GALLERY
  • SEARS POINTLESS 2010 FULL RESULTS

RESULTS FOR THE LEMONS GATOR-RAMA 2010 (MSR HOUSTON, ANGLETON TX), 20-21 FEBRUARY 2010
  • WINNER ON LAPS: #33, Red Rocket Ratnest Revival (1989 Ford Taurus SHO, Houston TX)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #35, LRE: LeMons Racing Experiment (1973 Datsun 240Z, Katy TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #197, Team Blue Ball (1997 Dodge Neon, College Station TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #14, Never Give Up (1971 BMW 1600-2, Kingwood TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #68, Little Buckadillo (1968 Volkswagen Baja Bug, Dallas TX)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #50 and #971, Live Oak Nudist Resort (1979 BMW 320i and 1987 Ford Taurus SHO, Washington TX)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #197, Team Blue Ball (1997 Dodge Neon, College Station TX)
  • I GOT SCREWED: #51, MetroSexual (1996 Geo Metro, Houston TX)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #998, Done Gone Rogue Racing (1974 Datsun 260Z, Angleton TX)
  • DANGEROUS HOMEMADE TECHNOLOGY: #9, Gashole Motorsports (1987 Nissan Sentra, Dallas TX)
  • HIGHEST PLACING '70s CONTENDER: #14, Never Give Up (1971 BMW 1600-2, Kingwood TX)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE: #96, Bastardos de LeMons (1993 Lincoln Mark VIII, Dallas TX)
  • THE MUSTANG THAT MAKES YOU SAY "DANG!": #46, Brass Burro (1976 Ford Mustang II, Angleton TX)
  • GRASSROOTS MOTORSPORTS MOST FROM THE LEAST AWARD: #138, Team Festivus (1988 Ford Festiva, Austin TX)
  • THE LEMONS GATOR-O-RAMA 2010 OFFICIAL GALLERY
  • THE LEMONS GATOR-O-RAMA 2010 FULL RESULTS


RESULTS FOR LEMONS SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT (CAROLINA MOTORSPORTS PARK, KERSHAW SC), 6-7 FEBRUARY 2010

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #911, rbankracing.com (1985 Saab 900 Turbo, Aliquippa PA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #24, Track Pillagerz! (1999 Buick LeSabreTooth, Toledo OH)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #101, EnduranceKarting.com (1990 Mazda Miata, Concord NC)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #7, Team SOB (South Of the Border) (1986 Volkswagen GTI, Simpsonville SC)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #70, Theoretical Racing (1983 Nissan 280ZX, Camden SC)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #30, JunkWorks Racing (1990 E30iata, Virginia Beach VA)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #1, Rush Hour Racing--Mellow Kab (1996 Ford Crown Victoria, Charlotte NC)
  • I GOT SCREWED: #101, EnduranceKarting.com (1990 Mazda Miata, Concord NC)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #84, Team Fustercluck (1984 Ford Mustang, Georgetown TN)
  • DANGEROUS HOMEMADE TECHNOLOGY: #172, Our Lady of Perpetual Downforce (1988 Cessna 172, Atlanta GA)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE: #22, Team Driving and Drinking (1994 Honda Civic, Cumming GA)
  • LEMONS SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT 2010 OFFICIAL GALLERY
  • LEMONS SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT 2010 FULL RESULTS


RESULTS FOR THE AUCTION-WEEKEND GAVEL-TAP GP (FIREBIRD RACEWAY, PHOENIX), 23-24 JANUARY 2010

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #11, Eyesore Racing (1994 Mazda Miata, Long Beach CA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #12, Team Four-Door Flyin' Fortress (1979 Oldsmobile 98 Regency Brougham, Peoria AZ)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #760, POSRacing.com (1991 BMW 325i, San Marcos CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #999, Off Consistanly (sic) (1985 Nissan 300ZX, Escondido CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #95, Lightening McQueen (2004 Pontiac Sunfire, Hayward CA)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #21, Tranny Lumberjacks (1985 Chevrolet Corvette, Temecula CA) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #31, The UNDERGROUND (1985 Nissan 300ZX Turbo, Tempe AZ)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #71, Calzone II (1971 Opel GT, Peoria AZ )
  • DANGEROUS HOMEMADE TECHNOLOGY: #180, LeMon Martini (1990 Honda CRX, Denver CO)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE: #72, B-Team (1986 BMW 325e, Los Angeles CA)
  • LEMONS GAVEL-TAP GP 2010 OFFICIAL GALLERY
  • LEMONS GAVEL-TAP GP 2010 FULL RESULTS


2009 SERIES

RESULTS FOR THE LEMONS ARSE-FREEZE-APALOOZA (THUNDERHILL), 21-22 NOVEMBER 2009

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #144, Pandamonium Racing (1990 BMW 325i, Mountain View CA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #62, Purple LeMon Racing (1969 Volkswagen Beetle, Walnut Creek CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #171, Eyesore Racing (1993 Mazda Miata, Long Beach CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #71, Team Hurling Moss (1976 BMW 2002, Seattle WA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #93, Guud Humor Racing (1990 Ford Ranger Ext. Cab, Sacramento CA)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #171, Eyesore Racing (1993 Mazda Miata, Long Beach CA) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #140, Diplomatic Immunity (1995 Mercedes-Benz S600, San Diego CA)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #140, Diplomatic Immunity (1995 Mercedes-Benz S600, San Diego CA )
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #11, Los Cerdos Voladores (1995 Plymouth Neon, Corona CA)
  • DANGEROUS HOMEMADE TECHNOLOGY: #898, Angry Hamster Racing (1971 Honda Z600, San Mateo CA)
  • GRASSROOTS MOTORSPORTS MOST FROM THE LEAST AWARD: #21, The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys (1988 Peugeot 505 Turbo S, Renton WA)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE: #73, The 1UP MotherCluckers (1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R, Long Beach CA)
  • NISSAN Z THAT WENT THE FARTHEST: #31, 1320 Turners (1986 Nissan 300ZX, San Bruno CA)
  • LEMONS ARSE-FREEZE-APALOOZA 2009 OFFICIAL GALLERY
  • LEMONS ARSE-FREEZE-APALOOZA 2009 FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR YEE-HAW IT'S LEMONS TEXAS 2009, 24-25 OCTOBER 2009

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #93, Race Hard Race Ugly (1988 BMW 325is, Lafayette LA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #717, Black Knight Racing--It's Only a Flesh Wound (1978 Triumph TR7, Austin TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #98, GT $500 Racing (1982 Toyota Celica, Lafayette LA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #59, Speed Racer Y'all (1996 Saturn SC2, Walnut Creek CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #77, Rust Pirate Racing (1984 Chevrolet Camaro, Georgetown TX)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #142, Mostly Harmless Racing (1969 Volkswagen Karmann Ghia, League City TX) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #124, Property Devaluation Racing (Various Ford Pieces of Crap, Dallas TX)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #20, Tobacco Advocacy Racing Program (1986 Toyota MR2, Dallas TX)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #59, Speed Racer Y'all (1996 Saturn SC2, Walnut Creek CA)
  • WHAT IS THIS REARVIEW MIRROR FOR AND DO I NEED ONE: #9, Poage Ma Thoin (1981 Fiat Brava, Pflugerville TX)
  • GRASSROOTS MOTORSPORTS MOST FROM THE LEAST AWARD: #48, Rum Runners (1980 Chevrolet Malibu, Houston TX)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE: #6, Team Sensory Assault (1987 Mazda RX7, Alvin TX)
  • UBER RECIDIVIST: #129, T.S.O.L. (1992 Saab 9000, Houston TX)
  • PIT PARTY ANIMALS: #911/969, Team Shrimp Boots/Piranha Racing (BMW E30s, Chauvin LA)
  • YEE-HAW IT'S LEMONS TEXAS 2009 OFFICIAL GALLERY
  • YEE-HAW IT'S LEMONS TEXAS 2009 FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR THE LAMEST DAY 2009 (NELSON LEDGES), 3-4 OCTOBER 2009

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #27, Booby Prize Racing (1996 Nissan 200SX, Williamsville NY)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #50, Total Loss Racing (1987 AutoVaz Lada Signet, Traverse City MI)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #68, Charlie Foxtrot Racing (1987 BMW 325i, Powell OH)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #469, Duct Tape Motorsports (1991 BMW 318i, Mendham NJ)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #69, Team Cavette C7.R (1995 Chevrolet Cavalier, Bloomfield MI)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #132, Team Police Brutality: Beating Up On Breast Cancer (1961 Cadillac Series 62, Brandywine MD) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #787, Crumpled Rusted and Pathetic (1992 Plymouth Laser, New York NY)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #3, Morrow's Auto and Snoopy's Quest for the Holy Nickelbag (1987 GMC Van, East Pittsburgh PA)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #71, Latch-Key Kids (1996 Dodge Neon, Farmington MI)
  • MOST LIKELY TO CATCH THE CUYAHOGA RIVER ON FIRE: #422/22, Ecoscort/Cockroach Racing (Ford Escorts, MI and MN)
  • COOLEST PIT AWARD: #470, Lamest Mess Racing/Shantytown (1991 Infiniti Q45a, West Des Moines IA)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE: #111, Hasselhoff DangerSport (1990 Dodge Daytona ES, Llusby MD)
  • THE LAMEST DAY 2009 OFFICIAL PHOTO GALLERY
  • THE LAMEST DAY 2009 FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR LEMONS SOUTH FALL 2009, 12-13 SEPTEMBER 2009

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #731, White Lightning (1986 Mazda RX-7, Kannapolis NC)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #14, Rusty Bolt Racing (1975 BMW 530i, Haymarket VA)
  • DANGEROUS HOMEMADE TECHNOLOGY: #87, Dai Mondai II (1987 Toyota Corolla FX16 GT-S, Erlanger KY)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #95, Lightning McQueen (1990 Volkswagen Jetta, Charlotte NC)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #80, Revenge of Molde Carlo (1980 Government Motors Monte Carlo, Lexington NC)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #900, Sweede Little Pigs (1989 Saab 900, Simpsonville SC)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #17, Barfing Duck (1995 Saturn SL, Greenville SC) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #36, Dog Ciao Racing (1979 Alfa Romeo Spider, Charleston SC)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #43, Hong Norr (1986 Honda CRX, Atlanta GA)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #80, Revenge of Molde Carlo (1980 Government Motors Molde Carlo, Lexington NC)
  • HIGHEST PLACING '70s CONTENDER: #55, Tunachuckers (1966 Volvo 122, Travelers Rest SC)
  • LEMONS SOUTH FALL 2009 OFFICIAL PHOTO GALLERY
  • LEMONS SOUTH FALL 2009 FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR THE 2009 BUTTONWILLOW HISTRIONICS, 15-16 AUGUST 2009

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #97, Mustard Yellow Volvo Doing 45 In the Fast Lane (1984 Volvo 244 V8, Danville CA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #62, San Diego Minis a.k.a. Team Bean (1962 Austin Mini, Escondido CA)
  • DANGEROUS HOMEMADE TECHNOLOGY: #82, The Black Flags (1983 Toyota Supra, Los Angeles CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #38, Big Sausage Pizza (1990 Acura Integra, Fresno CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #50, LeMons Vice (1988 Hondararri CRXtarossa, Sacramento CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #69, Italian Stallions (1980 Fiat X1/9, Woodside CA)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #54, Blanco Basura Racing (1991 Honda Prelude, Santa Cruz CA) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #53, A LeMon Entry, My Dear Watson (1988 Ford Escort GT, Santa Clara CA)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #65, Black Iron Racing: Beyond Thunderchrome (1994 BMW 540i, Redondo Beach CA)
  • GRASSROOTS MOTORSPORTS MOST FROM THE LEAST AWARD: #69, Italian Stallions (1980 Fiat X1/9, Woodside CA)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #11, Los Cerdos Voladores (1995 Plymouth Neon, Corona CA)
  • MILTON BRADLEY LOVABLE PAIN IN THE ASS AWARD: #10, The Very Important Peasants (1983 BMW 528e, Los Angeles CA)
  • THE CAR THAT WOULD HAVE GIVEN STEVE EARLE APOPLEXY: #777, Pendejo Engineering (1983 Jaguar XJS V12, San Diego CA)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE: #5, Planet Hell (1986 Porsche 944, Santa Cruz CA)
  • BUTTONWILLOW HISTRIONICS 2009 OFFICIAL PHOTO GALLERY
  • BUTTONWILLOW HISTRIONICS 2009 FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR LEMONS NEW ENGLAND 2009, 11-12 JULY 2009

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #29, Kielbasa Kids (1989 Honda Civic, Mystic CT)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #63, Team UDMan-Trailing Throttle Oversteer (1963 Chevrolet Corvair, East Hartford CT)
  • DANGEROUS HOMEMADE TECHNOLOGY: #300, Rust in the Wind (1984 Nissan 300ZX, Bethlehem PA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #48, The Crazy Swiss & Crazy Chic (1991 Nissan 240SX, Watervliet NY)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #75, Scuderia Limoni (1988 Alfa Romeo Milano, Acton MA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #63, Team UDMan-Trailing Throttle Oversteer (1963 Chevrolet Corvair, East Hartford CT)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #66, Chard Beef Racing (1983 Buick Regal, Harwinton CT) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #155, The Dentonators and Whiny-Ass Crybaby Yannis (1998 Volkswagen Golf, New York NY)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #7, Go Green Racing (1987 Honda CRX, Portsmouth NH)
  • BAD DRIVING EVEN BY BOSTON STANDARDS: #117, PT Losers (2001 Chrysler PT Cruiser, Englewood FL)
  • ARBITRARY RECIPIENT OF A BAG OF MILANO COOKIES: #6, Scuderia Testa di Spillo (1987 Alfa Romeo Milano, Reading MA)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #32, Police Brutality (1994 Lincoln Mark VIII, Brandywine MD)
  • LEMONS NEW ENGLAND 2009 OFFICIAL PHOTO GALLERY
  • LEMONS NEW ENGLAND 2009 FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR LAISSEZ LES CRAPHEAPS ROULEZ (NEW ORLEANS), 6-7 JUNE 2009

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #98, GT $500 Racing (1982 Toyota Celica GT, Lafayette LA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #38, LeMons of Club GP (1997 Pontiac Grand Prix SE, Dallas TX)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #77, Team Sensory Assault (1987 Mazda RX-7, Alvin TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #16, Dirty Some Beaches (1989 Honda Civic Wagovan, Dallas TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #57, Cali Cajuns (1997 Saturn SL2, Walnut Creek CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #38, LeMons of Club GP (1997 Pontiac Grand Prix SE, Dallas TX)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #69 and #911, Piranha Racing and Team Shrimp Boots (1985 BMW 325e and 1991 BMW 325i, Chauvin LA) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #17, Violent Running Gang (1984 Mazda RX7, Fort Worth TX)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #37, Team Zip Tie (1992 Ford Taurus SHO, Katy TX)
  • SHOULDA BROUGHT A CAR WITH A BIG 'OL CARBURETOR: #444, Living Waters Church of Subaru; Beauty of All Wheel Drive Tent Revival (1992 Subaru SVX, Knoxville TN)
  • WINNER, ALPHABETICALLY CHALLENGED, CLASS Z: #45, Low Budget Racing (1979 Datsun 280ZX, Baton Rouge LA)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #51, Team Danger Ranger (1995 Ford Ranger, Mandeville LA)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE AWARD: #88, CaJun JiHad (1994 Mitsubishi Mirage, Houma LA)
  • LEMONS LAISSEZ LES CRAPHEAPS ROULEZ 2009 (NEW ORLEANS) OFFICIAL GALLERY
  • LEMONS LAISSEZ LES CRAPHEAPS ROULEZ 2009 (NEW ORLEANS) FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR LEMONS GOIN' FOR BROKEN (RENO), 23-24 MAY 2009

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #111, Eyesore Racing (1994 Mazda Miatillac El Dorghetto, Long Beach CA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #200, Redneck Racing (1991 Cadillac Eldorado, Bend OR)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #80, Free Range Racing (1988 Toyota MR2, Portland OR)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #23, Formula BMW (1986 BMW 325e, Sunnyvale CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #54, Blanco Basura Racing (1991 Honda Prelude, Santa Cruz CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #134, Team California Mille (1979 Alfa Romeo Alfetta GT, San Rafael CA)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #19 and #91, ZZ Über das Driver Spy vs. Spy (1983 Volkswagen Rabbit GTIs, Los Gatos CA) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #8, Dungeons and Dragsters (1974 Ford Capri, Oakland CA)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #46, Hanky Too (1977 Datsun 280Z, Glendora CA)
  • MOST LIKELY TO HAVE ALL THEIR FINGERS BROKEN BY A CASINO PIT BOSS: #314, Biting Monkey Racing (1984 Honda Accord, Santa Monica CA)
  • WINNER, VOLKSWAGEN RABBIT CUP: #17, Bunny With a Pancake On Its Head (1983 Volkswagen Rabbit, San Pablo CA)
  • FRENCH JUDGE'S AWARD: #71, The Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys (1988 Peugeot 505 Turbo S, Seattle WA)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #55, The Road Crew (1981 Chevrolet Truck, Erie CO)
  • FASTEST SWEDISH: #916, Boxwrench Garage (1989 Saab 900 Turbo, Erie CO)
  • GRASSROOTS MOTORSPORTS MOST FROM THE LEAST AWARD: #143, Mysteries Inc. Racing (1989 Plymouth Voyager Turbo, Mountain View CA)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE AWARD: #42, Junk Yard Dogs (1983 Toyota Supra, Los Angeles CA)
  • LEMONS GOIN' FOR BROKEN (RENO) 2009 OFFICIAL PHOTO GALLERY
  • LEMONS GOIN' FOR BROKEN (RENO) 2009 FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR LEMONS SOUTH SPRING, 4-5 APRIL 2009

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #90, Dorifto Dogs (1986 BMW 325e, Bahama NC)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #21, Heavy Metal (1972 Ford LTD, Charlotte NC)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #66, Our Lady of Perpetual Downforce (1988 Honda Civic, Atlanta GA)
  • WINNER, CLASS PW: #95, Lightning McQueen (1990 Volkswagen Jetta 16V, Richardson TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPW: #02, Ponticrap: We Are Driving Excrement (1986 Pontiac Fiero, Cincinnati OH)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #44, Team Turbo Schnitzel (1987 Merkur XR4Ti, Atlanta GA) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #86, Greyman Motor Club (1989 Mazda 626, Charleston SC)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #55, Tunachuckers (1966 Volvo 122, Travelers Rest SC)
  • MOST LIKELY TO LAND IN A POND FULL OF POISONOUS SNAKES: #29, Scuderia Gonzo Alonzo (1987 Alfa Romeo Milano, Milton NC)
  • WINNER, PORSCHE CUP: #81, More Cowbell (1984 Porsche 944, Richmond VA)
  • BEST MOONSHINE OR APPLEJACK: #55, Tunachuckers (Triple-Row Radiator Distilled Apple Pie with Vitamin Pb)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #47, LeMons Vuitton (1998 Plymouth Neon, Fort Meyers FL)
  • GRASSROOTS MOTORSPORTS MOST FROM THE LEAST AWARD: #191, rbankracing.com (1985 Saab 900 Turbo, Aliquippa PA)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE AWARD FOR EXCESSIVE WHINING: #50, Team Thunderturd II (1987 Ford Thunderbird Turbo Coupe, Bradenton FL)
  • LEMONS SOUTH SPRING AT CAROLINA MOTORSPORTS PARK OFFICIAL GALLERY
  • LEMONS SOUTH SPRING AT CAROLINA MOTORSPORTS PARK FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR HOUSTON GATOR-O-RAMA,  28 FEBRUARY-1 MARCH 2009

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #0, Formula M (1984 Ford Mustang, Dallas TX)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #27, Opular Dependence (1972 Opel GT, New Braunfels TX)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #78, Apex Vinyl TX Racing (1978 Toyota Hilux Long Bed, Pearland TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS PW: #11, The SCHWING Team (1987 Toyota Corolla FX16 GT-S, Richardson TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPW: #77, MusTank Racing Inc, LLC, POS (1985 Ford Mustang, Houston TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS PF: #38, Z-Wrecks (1982 Datsun 280ZX, Houston TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPF: #47, Half-Assed Safety Fast (1991 Infiniti Q45, Des Moines IA)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #46, A-Team (1991 Dodge Daytona, Houston TX) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #54, Witchdoctor Motorsports/Bikini Racer (1987 Chevrolet Camaro, College Station TX)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #55, Team Blue Goose (1985 Honda CRX, Farmers Branch TX)
  • MOST LIKELY TO LEAVE IN AN AMBULANCE: #02, Frogmasters (1972 MGB-GT, Houston TX)
  • THE MUSTANG THAT MAKES YOU SAY "DANG!": #26, Shake and Bake 4-Cylinder Mustang Mafia (1991 Ford Mustang, McKinney TX)
  • ÜBER RECIDIVIST: #8, Los Diablos Racing Team (1974 Chevrolet Camaro, Boerne TX)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #57, The Cajun Coonasses (1995 Saturn SL2, Walnut Creek CA)
  • HIGHEST FINISHING GERMAN: #17, Polizei und Banditen (1986 BMW 325e, Houston TX)
  • FASTEST SWEDE: #29, TSOL (1992 Saab 9000, Houston TX)
  • MSR HOUSTON GATOR-O-RAMA OFFICIAL PHOTO GALLERY
  • MSR HOUSTON GATOR-O-RAMA FULL RESULTS

 

2008 SERIES

RESULTS FOR THUNDERHILL'S ARSE-FREEZE-APALOOZA,  27-28 DECEMBER 2008

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #00, Team Geo Metro-Gnome (1992 Geo Metro, Los Angeles CA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #33, B210 Racing (1977 Datsun B210, Garden Valley CA)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #66, Faster Farms (1966 Plymouth Belvedere, Fremont CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS PW: #64, Motoring J Style (1989 Isuzu I Mark, San Rafael CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPW: #46, Eyesore Frankenmiata (1991 Mazda Miata, Long Beach CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS PF: #30, The Flakes (1988 Volvo 240, Colfax CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPF: #58, Team Bigfoot Hunter (1988 Ford Escort, Huntington Beach CA)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #50, Bi-Polar Express (1979 Ford Mustang, Clovis CA) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #69, Italian Stallions (1980 Fiat X19, Woodside CA)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #169, Cherokee Racing (1993 Acura Integra, Stockton CA)
  • MOST LIKELY TO LEAVE IN AN AMBULANCE: #65, Unsafe at Any Speed ('65 Corvair, SF CA)
  • MUFFLERWORKS EXHAUST DESIGN:#62, Lemon Demolition (1989 Honda CRX, Brentwood CA)
  • MEGA CHEATER: #31,Delinquent Racing (1996 Ford Taurus SHO, Walnut Creek CA)
  • HIGHEST FINISHING AMERICAN: #5, Tinkerbell Rosso ('96 Ford Crown Vic, Mission Viejo CA)
  • HIGHEST FINISHING GERMAN: #100, Team Baconator (1986 Porsche 944, San Francisco CA)
  • TR7 VERSUS ALFETTA: #47, Cape Coventry Racing (1979 Triumph TR7, Orange County CA)
  • THUNDERHILL ARSE-FREEZE-APALOOZA OFFICIAL PHOTO GALLERY
  • THUNDERHILL ARSE-FREEZE-APALOOZA FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR MSR HOUSTON,  18-19 OCTOBER 2008

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #11, The SCHWING Team (Toyota Corolla, Richardson TX)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #14, Never Give Up (BMW 1600-2, Kingwood TX)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #0, Formula M As In Mullet (Ford Mustang, Dallas TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS PW: #7, Witchdoctor Motorsports/Bikini Racer (Chevy Camaro, San Antonio TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPW: #06, Los Cucaroches (Ford Mustang, Katy TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS PF: #12, 8NSK8 (Honda Accord, Magnolia TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPF: #51, The Professionals at Having Fun (Ford Ranger, New Orleans LA)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #31, Little Buckaroo (VW Baja Bug, Allen TX) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #55, Team Blue Goose (Honda CRX, Austin TX)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #92, El Toro Loco (Ford Taurus SHO, Grand Prairie TX)
  • MOST REDNECK FIX: #03, Puff Puff Pass (Honda Civic, Liberty Hill TX)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE GM: #69, Los Diablos Racing Team (Chevy Camaro, Boerne TX)
  • RALLY READY HERO MECHANIC AWARD: #17, Svedish Slaabs (Saab 900, Houston TX)
  • FASTEST SWEDE: #17, Svedish Slaabs (Saab 900, Houston TX)
  • FASTEST GERMAN: #10, Warthog Racing (BMW 3-series, Austin TX)
  • MSR Houston Full Results

 

RESULTS FOR TOLEDO SPEEDWAY,  13-14 SEPTEMBER 2008

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #2, Sofa King (Toyota Supra, New Hudson MI)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #12, The 98ers (Oldsmobile 98, Carlisle OH)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #5, Junk Player Special (VW Jetta, Strongsville OH)
  • WINNER, CLASS PW: #2, Sofa King (Toyota Supra, New Hudson MI)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPW: #67, Size Matters Chrysler (Plymouth Fury, Olympia WA)
  • WINNER, CLASS PF: #36, Theta Tau Racing (Ford Probe, Waterford MI)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #4, Team First Blood (GMC S15, Sylvan Lake MI) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #13, Charleston Kennel Club (Dodge Daytona, Charleston SC)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #82, Cougar Bait (Saab 9000, Minneapolis MN)
  • MOST LIKELY TO LEAVE IN AN AMBULANCE: #99, Jalopnik (Toyota Celica, Fraser MI)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE GM: #14, Pink Ribbon Riders (Chevrolet Malibu, Richland MI)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE MOPAR: #17, The Latch-Key Kids (Plymouth Neon, Center Line MI)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE FORD: #60, Pleasant Valley Racers (Ford Crown Victoria, Delaware OH)
  • Toledo Speedway (LeMons Detroit-ish) Full Results

 

RESULTS FOR STAFFORD SPEEDWAY,  23-24 AUGUST 2008

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #90, Endurance Karting (Mazda Miata, Huntersville NC)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #66, Chard Beef Racing (Buick Regal, Harwinton CT)
  • WINNER, CLASS PW: #29, Kielbasa Kids (Honda Civic, Mystic CT)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPW: #69, Scuderia Limoni (Alfa Romeo Milano, Amazingly Enough, Acton MA)
  • WINNER, CLASS PF: #77, Team Rob, His Two Loser Friends & Stupid Brother (VW Golf, Montreal QB)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #4, Nut Job Racing (Honda Civic, Brooklyn NY)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #45, Vlad the Impala (Chevy Po-Po Mobile, Peekskill NJ)
  • I GOT SCREWED: #70, Stutgots LeMons (Mercedes-Benz 300D Biodiesel, Whitestone NY)
  • MOST LIKELY TO LEAVE IN AN AMBULANCE: #9, La Grande Fromage (VW Jetta, Tenafly NJ)
  • FASTEST GERMAN: #03, The Dentonators (VW Golf, New York NY)
  • FASTEST SWEDISH: #0, Keystone Kops (Volvo 244, Berwyn PA)
  • FASTEST AMERICAN: #64, The Legion of Doom (Chevy Malibu, Lincoln MA)
  • Stafford Speedway (LeMons New England) Full Results

 

RESULTS FOR CAROLINA MOTORSPORTS PARK,  26-27 JULY 2008

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #2, She Got It All (Mazda RX7, Ellenboro NC)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #55, The Tunachuckers (Volvo 144, Travelers Rest SC)
  • SECOND PLACE: #1, Team Lemonjello (Mazda RX7, Charlotte NC)
  • THIRD PLACE: #81, Punisher Racing (Chevrolet Caprice, St. Louis MO)
  • PEOPLE'S CHOICE: #12, The Corporate Machine Corporation (Cadillac Sedan DeVille, Arlington VA)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #6, BMWTF? (BMW 633, Pembroke Pines FL)
  • I GOT SCREWED: #33, Thunder Road (Subaru SVX, Knoxville TN)
  • CLASS PRAYER OF WINNING: #2, She Got It All (Mazda RX7, Ellenboro NC)
  • CLASS NO PRAYER OF WINNING: #81, The Punishers (Chevy Caprice, St. Louis MO)
  • CLASS PRAYER OF FINISHING: #64, CC Canada (Nissan 300ZX, Camden SC)
  • CLASS NO PRAYER OF FINISHING: #67, Team Saab Story (Saab 9000, St. Augustine FL)
  • MOST LIKELY TO LEAVE IN AN AMBULANCE: #65, Team Animal House (Ford T-bird, Goose Creek SC)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #39, Dawg House Racing (Honda Prelude, Indian Trail NC)
  • FASTEST GERMAN: #40, Malt Liquor Tech (BMW 325e, Haw River NC)
  • CMP (LeMons South) Full Laps and Times

 

RESULTS FOR AMP, 10-11 MAY 2008

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #13, Krider Racing (Acura Integra, Fresno CA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #2, Autobahn Society Racing (BMW 1600, San Francisco CA)
  • SECOND PLACE: #7, Spirit of San Diego (Chevy Malibu, San Diego CA)
  • THIRD PLACE: #64, Motoring J-Style (Toyota MR2, San Rafael CA)
  • PEOPLE'S CHOICE: #11, Eyesore PIMPin' (Honda CRXdorado Shaftmobile D-Luxe, Long Beach CA)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #81, Wicked West Racing (Toyota Tercel, Tracy CA)
  • I GOT SCREWED AWARD: #42, Team PorcuBimmer (BMW 325, San Diego CA)
  • MOST FUN: #35, Team PMS Express (Ford Mustang, Clovis CA)
  • AMP Season Opener, 10-11 May 2008, Full Results and Times

 

2007 SERIES
2007 Manufacturers Champion: Mazda
2007 Drivers Champion: Anton Lovett, El Cerrito CA

RESULTS FOR THUNDERHILL, 29-30 DECEMBER 2007
Winner on Laps: #67, Team Red Meat (Mazda Protégé, Hood River OR)
Index of Effluency: #69, Size Matters Chrysler (Plymouth Fury, Vancouver WA)
I Got Screwed: #83, Sin City Lemons (Ford LTD, Las Vegas NV)
Heroic Fix: #11, Dirty Drifters (Toyota Corolla, North Plains OR)
Organizer's Choice: #14, Pit Crew's Revenge (Honda Civic, Tracy CA)
People's Choice: #28, Team Field Find (Mercedes-Benz 190, Berkeley CA)
Class CW (Could Win): #85, RotoRevenge, (Mazda RX7, Emeryville CA)
Class PW (Prayer of Winning): #67, Team Red Meat (Mazda Protégé, Hood River OR)
Class NPW (No Prayer of Winning): #09 Fantasy Junction/InAccuracy (Acura Integra, Emeryville CA)
Class NPF (No Prayer of Finishing): #73, PBRD/Car and Driver Jr. Varsity Racing Team (Mazda RX7, Ann Arbor MI)
First Pasta Burner: #34, California Mille/Sed Conklin Memorial (Alfa Romeo Alfetta GT, San Rafael CA)
First Yank Tank: #7, The Latch-Key Kids (Dodge Neon, Centerline MI)
First Krautwagen: #44, Driving While Awesome (Porsche 944, Santa Cruz CA)
Alfred J. Packer Memorial Mystery Meat Trophy: bistek al carbon monoxide, #88, Team LeMon Martini Racing (Porsche 914, Pleasanton CA)
Least Repulsive-Looking Entrée: leg du crab roi sunoco, #69, Size Matters Chrysler (Plymouth Fury, Vancouver WA)
Tastiest Overall: salmon a la smallblock, #29, Hall-N-Assasinators (Pontiac Firebird, Stockton CA)
Thunderhill, 29-30 December '07: Full Results and Times

 

RESULTS FOR ALTAMONT II, 20-21 OCTOBER 2007
Winner on Laps: #65, Black Iron Racing
Second Place: #96, Circus Maximus
Third Place:  #23, Everclear Racing
Index of Effluency: #99, Ecurie Ecrappe
Most Likely to Leave in an Ambulance: #65, Black Iron Racing
Most Heroic Fix: #2-3-4 (joint), Saabs Gone Wild
People's Choice: #96, Circus Maximums
People's Curse: #37, PolyOrchid Racing
Altamont II, 20-21 October '07: Full Results and Times

 

RESULTS FOR DETROIT, 29-30 SEPTEMBER 2007
Winner on Laps: #30, Bernie's Revenge
Second Place: #73, Car & Driver Jr. Varsity Racing Team
Third Place:  #17, The Latch-Key Kids
Index of Effluency: #84, One Night Stand Endurance Racing Team
Spirit of Detroit Award: #12, Team Caddyshack
People's Choice: #88, It's the Libyans!
People's Curse: #18, Rubber Biscuit Racing 
Detroit, 29-30 September '07: Full Results and Times

 

RESULTS FOR ALTAMONT I (7-8 July 2007)
Winner on Laps: #93, Lemon Lappers
Second Place: #11, Chapter 11 Racing
Third Place: #73, Car and Driver Junior Varsity Racing Team
Ken Shaff Memorial Trophy: #88, Team LeMon Martini Racing
The Giant Screw Trophy: #52, Team Do or Die
People's Choice: #96, The Holy Rollers
People's Curse: #81, Team Everlast B 
Altamont I, 7-8 July '07: Full Results and Times