The 24 Hours of LeMons

OFFICIAL RESULTS

2009 Series So Far...

RESULTS FOR LAISSEZ LES CRAPHEAPS ROULEZ (NEW ORLEANS), 6-7 JUNE 2009

  • OVERALL WINNER: #98, GT $500 Racing (1982 Toyota Celica GT, Lafayette LA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #38, LeMons of Club GP (1997 Pontiac Grand Prix SE, Dallas TX)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #77, Team Sensory Assault (1987 Mazda RX-7, Alvin TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #16, Dirty Some Beaches (1989 Honda Civic Wagovan, Dallas TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #57, Cali Cajuns (1997 Saturn SL2, Walnut Creek CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #38, LeMons of Club GP (1997 Pontiac Grand Prix SE, Dallas TX)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #69 and #911, Piranha Racing and Team Shrimp Boots (1985 BMW 325e and 1991 BMW 325i, Chauvin LA) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #17, Violent Running Gang (1984 Mazda RX7, Fort Worth TX)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #37, Team Zip Tie (1992 Ford Taurus SHO, Katy TX)
  • SHOULDA BROUGHT A CAR WITH A BIG 'OL CARBURETOR: #444, Living Waters Church of Subaru; Beauty of All Wheel Drive Tent Revival (1992 Subaru SVX, Knoxville TN)
  • WINNER, ALPHABETICALLY CHALLENGED, CLASS Z: #45, Low Budget Racing (1979 Datsun 280ZX, Baton Rouge LA)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #51, Team Danger Ranger (1995 Ford Ranger, Mandeville LA)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE AWARD: #88, CaJun JiHad (1994 Mitsubishi Mirage, Houma LA)
  • LEMONS LAISSEZ LES CRAPHEAPS ROULEZ 2009 (NEW ORLEANS) FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR LEMONS GOIN' FOR BROKEN (RENO), 23-24 MAY 2009

  • OVERALL WINNER: #111, Eyesore Racing (1994 Mazda Miatillac El Dorghetto, Long Beach CA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #200, Redneck Racing (1991 Cadillac Eldorado, Bend OR)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #80, Free Range Racing (1988 Toyota MR2, Portland OR)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #23, Formula BMW (1986 BMW 325e, Sunnyvale CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #54, Blanco Basura Racing (1991 Honda Prelude, Santa Cruz CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #134, Team California Mille (1979 Alfa Romeo Alfetta GT, San Rafael CA)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #19 and #91, ZZ Über das Driver Spy vs. Spy (1983 Volkswagen Rabbit GTIs, Los Gatos CA) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #8, Dungeons and Dragsters (1974 Ford Capri, Oakland CA)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #46, Hanky Too (1977 Datsun 280Z, Glendora CA)
  • MOST LIKELY TO HAVE ALL THEIR FINGERS BROKEN BY A CASINO PIT BOSS: #314, Biting Monkey Racing (1984 Honda Accord, Santa Monica CA)
  • WINNER, VOLKSWAGEN RABBIT CUP: #17, Bunny With a Pancake On Its Head (1983 Volkswagen Rabbit, San Pablo CA)
  • FRENCH JUDGE'S AWARD: #71, The Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys (1988 Peugeot 505 Turbo S, Seattle WA)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #55, The Road Crew (1981 Chevrolet Truck, Erie CO)
  • FASTEST SWEDISH: #916, Boxwrench Garage (1989 Saab 900 Turbo, Erie CO)
  • GRASSROOTS MOTORSPORTS MOST FROM THE LEAST AWARD: #143, Mysteries Inc. Racing (1989 Plymouth Voyager Turbo, Mountain View CA)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE AWARD: #42, Junk Yard Dogs (1983 Toyota Supra, Los Angeles CA)
  • LEMONS GOIN' FOR BROKEN (RENO) 2009 FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR LEMONS SOUTH SPRING, 4-5 APRIL 2009

  • OVERALL WINNER: #90, Dorifto Dogs (1986 BMW 325e, Bahama NC)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #21, Heavy Metal (1972 Ford LTD, Charlotte NC)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #66, Our Lady of Perpetual Downforce (1988 Honda Civic, Atlanta GA)
  • WINNER, CLASS PW: #95, Lightning McQueen (1990 Volkswagen Jetta 16V, Richardson TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPW: #02, Ponticrap: We Are Driving Excrement (1986 Pontiac Fiero, Cincinnati OH)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #44, Team Turbo Schnitzel (1987 Merkur XR4Ti, Atlanta GA) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #86, Greyman Motor Club (1989 Mazda 626, Charleston SC)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #55, Tunachuckers (1966 Volvo 122, Travelers Rest SC)
  • MOST LIKELY TO LAND IN A POND FULL OF POISONOUS SNAKES: #29, Scuderia Gonzo Alonzo (1987 Alfa Romeo Milano, Milton NC)
  • WINNER, PORSCHE CUP: #81, More Cowbell (1984 Porsche 944, Richmond VA)
  • BEST MOONSHINE OR APPLEJACK: #55, Tunachuckers (Triple-Row Radiator Distilled Apple Pie with Vitamin Pb)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #47, LeMons Vuitton (1998 Plymouth Neon, Fort Meyers FL)
  • GRASSROOTS MOTORSPORTS MOST FROM THE LEAST AWARD: #191, rbankracing.com (1985 Saab 900 Turbo, Aliquippa PA)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE AWARD FOR EXCESSIVE WHINING: #50, Team Thunderturd II (1987 Ford Thunderbird Turbo Coupe, Bradenton FL)
  • LEMONS SOUTH SPRING AT CAROLINA MOTORSPORTS PARK FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR HOUSTON GATOR-O-RAMA,  28 FEBRUARY-1 MARCH 2009

  • OVERALL WINNER: #0, Formula M (1984 Ford Mustang, Dallas TX)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #27, Opular Dependence (1972 Opel GT, New Braunfels TX)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #78, Apex Vinyl TX Racing (1978 Toyota Hilux Long Bed, Pearland TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS PW: #11, The SCHWING Team (1987 Toyota Corolla FX16 GT-S, Richardson TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPW: #77, MusTank Racing Inc, LLC, POS (1985 Ford Mustang, Houston TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS PF: #38, Z-Wrecks (1982 Datsun 280ZX, Houston TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPF: #47, Half-Assed Safety Fast (1991 Infiniti Q45, Des Moines IA)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #46, A-Team (1991 Dodge Daytona, Houston TX) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #54, Witchdoctor Motorsports/Bikini Racer (1987 Chevrolet Camaro, College Station TX)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #55, Team Blue Goose (1985 Honda CRX, Farmers Branch TX)
  • MOST LIKELY TO LEAVE IN AN AMBULANCE: #02, Frogmasters (1972 MGB-GT, Houston TX)
  • THE MUSTANG THAT MAKES YOU SAY "DANG!": #26, Shake and Bake 4-Cylinder Mustang Mafia (1991 Ford Mustang, McKinney TX)
  • ÜBER RECIDIVIST: #8, Los Diablos Racing Team (1974 Chevrolet Camaro, Boerne TX)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #57, The Cajun Coonasses (1995 Saturn SL2, Walnut Creek CA)
  • HIGHEST FINISHING GERMAN: #17, Polizei und Banditen (1986 BMW 325e, Houston TX)
  • FASTEST SWEDE: #29, TSOL (1992 Saab 9000, Houston TX)
  • MSR HOUSTON GATOR-O-RAMA FULL RESULTS

 

2008 SERIES

RESULTS FOR THUNDERHILL'S ARSE-FREEZE-APALOOZA,  27-28 DECEMBER 2008

  • OVERALL WINNER: #00, Team Geo Metro-Gnome (1992 Geo Metro, Los Angeles CA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #33, B210 Racing (1977 Datsun B210, Garden Valley CA)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #66, Faster Farms (1966 Plymouth Belvedere, Fremont CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS PW: #64, Motoring J Style (1989 Isuzu I Mark, San Rafael CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPW: #46, Eyesore Frankenmiata (1991 Mazda Miata, Long Beach CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS PF: #30, The Flakes (1988 Volvo 240, Colfax CA)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPF: #58, Team Bigfoot Hunter (1988 Ford Escort, Huntington Beach CA)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #50, Bi-Polar Express (1979 Ford Mustang, Clovis CA) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #69, Italian Stallions (1980 Fiat X19, Woodside CA)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #169, Cherokee Racing (1993 Acura Integra, Stockton CA)
  • MOST LIKELY TO LEAVE IN AN AMBULANCE: #65, Unsafe at Any Speed ('65 Corvair, SF CA)
  • MUFFLERWORKS EXHAUST DESIGN:#62, Lemon Demolition (1989 Honda CRX, Brentwood CA)
  • MEGA CHEATER: #31,Delinquent Racing (1996 Ford Taurus SHO, Walnut Creek CA)
  • HIGHEST FINISHING AMERICAN: #5, Tinkerbell Rosso ('96 Ford Crown Vic, Mission Viejo CA)
  • HIGHEST FINISHING GERMAN: #100, Team Baconator (1986 Porsche 944, San Francisco CA)
  • TR7 VERSUS ALFETTA: #47, Cape Coventry Racing (1979 Triumph TR7, Orange County CA)
  • THUNDERHILL ARSE-FREEZE-APALOOZA FULL RESULTS

 

RESULTS FOR MSR HOUSTON,  18-19 OCTOBER 2008

  • OVERALL WINNER: #11, The SCHWING Team (Toyota Corolla, Richardson TX)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #14, Never Give Up (BMW 1600-2, Kingwood TX)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #0, Formula M As In Mullet (Ford Mustang, Dallas TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS PW: #7, Witchdoctor Motorsports/Bikini Racer (Chevy Camaro, San Antonio TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPW: #06, Los Cucaroches (Ford Mustang, Katy TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS PF: #12, 8NSK8 (Honda Accord, Magnolia TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPF: #51, The Professionals at Having Fun (Ford Ranger, New Orleans LA)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #31, Little Buckaroo (VW Baja Bug, Allen TX) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #55, Team Blue Goose (Honda CRX, Austin TX)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #92, El Toro Loco (Ford Taurus SHO, Grand Prairie TX)
  • MOST REDNECK FIX: #03, Puff Puff Pass (Honda Civic, Liberty Hill TX)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE GM: #69, Los Diablos Racing Team (Chevy Camaro, Boerne TX)
  • RALLY READY HERO MECHANIC AWARD: #17, Svedish Slaabs (Saab 900, Houston TX)
  • FASTEST SWEDE: #17, Svedish Slaabs (Saab 900, Houston TX)
  • FASTEST GERMAN: #10, Warthog Racing (BMW 3-series, Austin TX)
  • MSR Houston Full Results

 

RESULTS FOR TOLEDO SPEEDWAY,  13-14 SEPTEMBER 2008

  • OVERALL WINNER: #2, Sofa King (Toyota Supra, New Hudson MI)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #12, The 98ers (Oldsmobile 98, Carlisle OH)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #5, Junk Player Special (VW Jetta, Strongsville OH)
  • WINNER, CLASS PW: #2, Sofa King (Toyota Supra, New Hudson MI)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPW: #67, Size Matters Chrysler (Plymouth Fury, Olympia WA)
  • WINNER, CLASS PF: #36, Theta Tau Racing (Ford Probe, Waterford MI)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #4, Team First Blood (GMC S15, Sylvan Lake MI) 
  • I GOT SCREWED: #13, Charleston Kennel Club (Dodge Daytona, Charleston SC)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #82, Cougar Bait (Saab 9000, Minneapolis MN)
  • MOST LIKELY TO LEAVE IN AN AMBULANCE: #99, Jalopnik (Toyota Celica, Fraser MI)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE GM: #14, Pink Ribbon Riders (Chevrolet Malibu, Richland MI)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE MOPAR: #17, The Latch-Key Kids (Plymouth Neon, Center Line MI)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE FORD: #60, Pleasant Valley Racers (Ford Crown Victoria, Delaware OH)
  • Toledo Speedway (LeMons Detroit-ish) Full Results

 

RESULTS FOR STAFFORD SPEEDWAY,  23-24 AUGUST 2008

  • OVERALL WINNER: #90, Endurance Karting (Mazda Miata, Huntersville NC)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #66, Chard Beef Racing (Buick Regal, Harwinton CT)
  • WINNER, CLASS PW: #29, Kielbasa Kids (Honda Civic, Mystic CT)
  • WINNER, CLASS NPW: #69, Scuderia Limoni (Alfa Romeo Milano, Amazingly Enough, Acton MA)
  • WINNER, CLASS PF: #77, Team Rob, His Two Loser Friends & Stupid Brother (VW Golf, Montreal QB)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #4, Nut Job Racing (Honda Civic, Brooklyn NY)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #45, Vlad the Impala (Chevy Po-Po Mobile, Peekskill NJ)
  • I GOT SCREWED: #70, Stutgots LeMons (Mercedes-Benz 300D Biodiesel, Whitestone NY)
  • MOST LIKELY TO LEAVE IN AN AMBULANCE: #9, La Grande Fromage (VW Jetta, Tenafly NJ)
  • FASTEST GERMAN: #03, The Dentonators (VW Golf, New York NY)
  • FASTEST SWEDISH: #0, Keystone Kops (Volvo 244, Berwyn PA)
  • FASTEST AMERICAN: #64, The Legion of Doom (Chevy Malibu, Lincoln MA)
  • Stafford Speedway (LeMons New England) Full Results

 

RESULTS FOR CAROLINA MOTORSPORTS PARK,  26-27 JULY 2008

  • OVERALL WINNER: #2, She Got It All (Mazda RX7, Ellenboro NC)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #55, The Tunachuckers (Volvo 144, Travelers Rest SC)
  • SECOND PLACE: #1, Team Lemonjello (Mazda RX7, Charlotte NC)
  • THIRD PLACE: #81, Punisher Racing (Chevrolet Caprice, St. Louis MO)
  • PEOPLE'S CHOICE: #12, The Corporate Machine Corporation (Cadillac Sedan DeVille, Arlington VA)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #6, BMWTF? (BMW 633, Pembroke Pines FL)
  • I GOT SCREWED: #33, Thunder Road (Subaru SVX, Knoxville TN)
  • CLASS PRAYER OF WINNING: #2, She Got It All (Mazda RX7, Ellenboro NC)
  • CLASS NO PRAYER OF WINNING: #81, The Punishers (Chevy Caprice, St. Louis MO)
  • CLASS PRAYER OF FINISHING: #64, CC Canada (Nissan 300ZX, Camden SC)
  • CLASS NO PRAYER OF FINISHING: #67, Team Saab Story (Saab 9000, St. Augustine FL)
  • MOST LIKELY TO LEAVE IN AN AMBULANCE: #65, Team Animal House (Ford T-bird, Goose Creek SC)
  • DANGEROUS BANNED TECHNOLOGY: #39, Dawg House Racing (Honda Prelude, Indian Trail NC)
  • FASTEST GERMAN: #40, Malt Liquor Tech (BMW 325e, Haw River NC)
  • CMP (LeMons South) Full Laps and Times

 

RESULTS FOR AMP, 10-11 MAY 2008

  • OVERALL WINNER: #13, Krider Racing (Acura Integra, Fresno CA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #2, Autobahn Society Racing (BMW 1600, San Francisco CA)
  • SECOND PLACE: #7, Spirit of San Diego (Chevy Malibu, San Diego CA)
  • THIRD PLACE: #64, Motoring J-Style (Toyota MR2, San Rafael CA)
  • PEOPLE'S CHOICE: #11, Eyesore PIMPin' (Honda CRXdorado Shaftmobile D-Luxe, Long Beach CA)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #81, Wicked West Racing (Toyota Tercel, Tracy CA)
  • I GOT SCREWED AWARD: #42, Team PorcuBimmer (BMW 325, San Diego CA)
  • MOST FUN: #35, Team PMS Express (Ford Mustang, Clovis CA)
  • AMP Season Opener, 10-11 May 2008, Full Results and Times

 

2007 SERIES
2007 Manufacturers Champion: Mazda
2007 Drivers Champion: Anton Lovett, El Cerrito CA

RESULTS FOR THUNDERHILL, 29-30 DECEMBER 2007
Overall Winner: #67, Team Red Meat (Mazda Protégé, Hood River OR)
Index of Effluency: #69, Size Matters Chrysler (Plymouth Fury, Vancouver WA)
I Got Screwed: #83, Sin City Lemons (Ford LTD, Las Vegas NV)
Heroic Fix: #11, Dirty Drifters (Toyota Corolla, North Plains OR)
Organizer's Choice: #14, Pit Crew's Revenge (Honda Civic, Tracy CA)
People's Choice: #28, Team Field Find (Mercedes-Benz 190, Berkeley CA)
Class CW (Could Win): #85, RotoRevenge, (Mazda RX7, Emeryville CA)
Class PW (Prayer of Winning): #67, Team Red Meat (Mazda Protégé, Hood River OR)
Class NPW (No Prayer of Winning): #09 Fantasy Junction/InAccuracy (Acura Integra, Emeryville CA)
Class NPF (No Prayer of Finishing): #73, PBRD/Car and Driver Jr. Varsity Racing Team (Mazda RX7, Ann Arbor MI)
First Pasta Burner: #34, California Mille/Sed Conklin Memorial (Alfa Romeo Alfetta GT, San Rafael CA)
First Yank Tank: #7, The Latch-Key Kids (Dodge Neon, Centerline MI)
First Krautwagen: #44, Driving While Awesome (Porsche 944, Santa Cruz CA)
Alfred J. Packer Memorial Mystery Meat Trophy: bistek al carbon monoxide, #88, Team LeMon Martini Racing (Porsche 914, Pleasanton CA)
Least Repulsive-Looking Entrée: leg du crab roi sunoco, #69, Size Matters Chrysler (Plymouth Fury, Vancouver WA)
Tastiest Overall: salmon a la smallblock, #29, Hall-N-Assasinators (Pontiac Firebird, Stockton CA)
Thunderhill, 29-30 December '07: Full Results and Times

 

RESULTS FOR ALTAMONT II, 20-21 OCTOBER 2007
Overall Winner: #65, Black Iron Racing
Second Place: #96, Circus Maximus
Third Place:  #23, Everclear Racing
Index of Effluency: #99, Ecurie Ecrappe
Most Likely to Leave in an Ambulance: #65, Black Iron Racing
Most Heroic Fix: #2-3-4 (joint), Saabs Gone Wild
People's Choice: #96, Circus Maximums
People's Curse: #37, PolyOrchid Racing
Altamont II, 20-21 October '07: Full Results and Times

 

RESULTS FOR DETROIT, 29-30 SEPTEMBER 2007
Overall Winner: #30, Bernie's Revenge
Second Place: #73, Car & Driver Jr. Varsity Racing Team
Third Place:  #17, The Latch-Key Kids
Index of Effluency: #84, One Night Stand Endurance Racing Team
Spirit of Detroit Award: #12, Team Caddyshack
People's Choice: #88, It's the Libyans!
People's Curse: #18, Rubber Biscuit Racing 
Detroit, 29-30 September '07: Full Results and Times

 

RESULTS FOR ALTAMONT I (7-8 July 2007)
Overall Winner: #93, Lemon Lappers
Second Place: #11, Chapter 11 Racing
Third Place: #73, Car and Driver Junior Varsity Racing Team
Ken Shaff Memorial Trophy: #88, Team LeMon Martini Racing
The Giant Screw Trophy: #52, Team Do or Die
People's Choice: #96, The Holy Rollers
People's Curse: #81, Team Everlast B 
Altamont I, 7-8 July '07: Full Results and Times