Celebrating the oddball, mundane & truly awful of the automotive world

An ugly
oil stain on the auto world
Judges/Judging
Don't like their
decisions? Check your ticket-you're at the
wrong car show
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We tricked Hagerty Insurance and Grassroots Motorsports Magazine into sponsoring this!

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Hoopties, rust
buckets and automotive oddities
of all descriptions
are here if you have nothing better to do
A good way to ruin a great day
Setting new (lower) standards

Concours d'LeMons 2016 Show Schedule

Concours d'LeMons Georgia

Saturday, April 24, 2016

Road Atlanta
5300 Winder Highway
Braselton GA

Registration

8:00 – 9:30am

Judging

10:00 – 11:00am

Awards Ceremony

1:00 – 1:30pm
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Concours d'LeMons Michigan

Saturday, July 30, 2016

The Inn at St. Johns
44045 5 Mile Rd
Plymouth MI 48170

Registration

8:00 – 9:30am

Judging

10:00 – 11:00am

Awards Ceremony

1:00 – 1:30pm
Register

Concours d'LeMons California

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Laguna Grande Park
1249 Canyon Del Rey Blvd
Seaside CA

Registration

8:00 – 9:30am

Judging

10:00 – 11:00am

Awards Ceremony

1:00 – 1:30pm
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Judges/Judging

Guaranteed to be unprofessional, inattentive, capricious, and subject to bribery. (Liquor and foor seem to be favorites.) Satisfactory bribes will earn the "Ribbon of Dishonor," to be placed on the car's windshield. Don't like their decisions? Check your ticket - you're at the wrong car show.

This year the Concours d'LeMons has suckered several automotive world luminaries into being Guest Judges. They risk their reputation, you get to hobnob with bigwigs, everyone has a good time.

By Region or Origin

  • Rust Belt American Junk, pre '64
  • Rust Belt American Junk, 1964-Current
  • Unmitigated Gaul, pre-'70 For: Citroen Ami, Renault Caravelle, etc.
    Award: The French Legion of Horror
  • Unmitigated Gaul, 1970-Current For: LeCar, Citroen SM, Peugeot 604, etc.
    Award: The French Legion of Horror
  • Rueful Britannia, pre '66
    Award: The Royal Order of MOT Failure
  • Needlessly Complex Italian, pre '74
    Award: Conoscete un Buon Meccanico? Plaque
  • Needlessly Complex Italian, 1974-Current
    Award: Conoscete un Buon Meccanico? Plaque
  • Der Self-SatisfiedKrauttenWagen, pre '70
  • Der Self-SatisfiedKrauttenWagen, 1970-Current
  • Soul-Sucking Japanese Appliance, pre '70
  • Soul-Sucking Japanese Appliance, 1970-Current
  • Swedish Meatballs, pre '74
  • Swedish Meatballs, 1974-current
  • Warsaw Pact, 1945-1990 For: Trabant, Wartburg, ZIL, Lada, etc.
    Award: Vladimir Ilyich Lenin Medal for Most Glorious Achievement in Transportative Advancement for Use Upon Billiard-Smooth highwars as are Uniformly to be Found Inside Workers' Paradise

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