CAIN'T GET BAYOU 2010resultsevent details
results

  • WINNER ON LAPS: #97, Race Hard Race Ugly (1988 BMW 325is, Lafayette LA)
  • INDEX OF EFFLUENCY: #42, Mostly Harmless Racing (1969 Volkswagen Karmann Ghia, League City TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS 1 (THE GOOD): #318, Team Operation (1991 BMW 318is, Carrollton TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS 2 (THE BAD): #33, Red Rocket Ratnest Revival (1989 Ford Taurus SHO, Houston TX)
  • WINNER, CLASS 3 (THE UGLY): #64, Kentucky Fried Racing (1990 Honda Civic, San Antonio TX)
  • ORGANIZER'S CHOICE: #6, Team Sensory Assault (1987 Mazda RX7, Alvin TX)
  • LEAST HORRIBLE YANK TANK: #25, Speed Racer and the Racing Rednex (1998 Ford Mustang V6, Houston TX)
  • I GOT SCREWED: #411, Rolling Chicane Racing (1991 Honda Civic, New Orleans LA)
  • MOST HEROIC FIX: #911, Who Dat! Shrimp and Boots (1991 BMW 325i, Chauvin LA)
  • JUDGES' CHOICE: #0, NSF Racing (1950 Chrysler Saratoga, League City TX)
  • GRASSROOTS MOTORSPORTS MOST FROM THE LEAST AWARD: #70, TetanusNeon (1995 Dodge Neon, Houston TX)
  • CAIN'T GET BAYOU 2010 OFFICIAL GALLERY
  • CAIN'T GET BAYOU 2010 FULL RESULTS
event details

GENERAL
Race Weekend: 1-2 May 2010
Entry Deadline: 20 February 2010
Late Entries: Considered case-by-case, space permitting
Track: The Circuit at Grand Bayou, Belle Rose, LA
Track Map: It'll be something like this.

SCHEDULE
Pre-race track testing: CGB's open-track test day includes an 8:30 am drivers' meeting and runs from 9am-4pm with a lunch break from noon-1pm. Sign up at www.clubregistration.net. For more info contact Chris Wilken at 504-616-3064 or chris@buckeyecontractors.com.

Friday, 30 April 2010
7am: Gates Open
9am-4pm: Pre-race track testing (details above)
Noon-5pm: Mandatory Friday Tech Inspection. Every car and at least one driver per team must be present for Tech Inspection on Friday. No Saturday Tech will be offered!

Saturday, 1 May 2010
8am: Gates Open
10am: Mandatory Drivers' Meeting
11am-7:00pm: Race Session I
8pm: No Problem Raceway's Run-Whatcha-Brung Drag Night (giving LeMons entrants the unique chance to screw up in two different motorsports during a single weekend)
 
Sunday, 2 May 2010
8:30am: Mandatory Drivers' Meeting

9am-3:30pm: Race Session II
12:00pm: People's Curse
4pm: Awards Ceremony
7pm: Gates Close


THE CARS
Lights: Headlights, taillights, and sidemarkers removed or fully taped
Rear side and back glass: No restrictions
Noise Limit: 92dB @ 50 feet
 
PITS AND PADDOCK
Overnight Camping: Unpowered paddock camping is fine. For fancy-schmancy types, a handful of privately owned RV hookup spaces may be available by special sub-lease arrangement through Circuit Grand Bayou. Call CGB's Linda or Pat Joffrion from Wednesday-Friday at 985.665.7145 for details, pricing, and potential availability. If you score one of the private spaces, don't pay LeMons' usual $50 camping fee--you're gonna get boned hard enough by the locals.
Vehicle Restrictions: None
Pit Assignments: Pick a spot and plunk down, already
Barbecues Allowed: Well contained and monitored grilles only, propane preferred
Running Water: Yes

Bathrooms: Multiple permanent assorted Porta-Stankys

Showers: Yes
Electrical Hookups: See the note above
Pit Hours: Just be polite to the neighbors
Fuel Sold On-Site: Yes. 93 octane available
Dead Cars: Be prepared to bring them home
 
THE NEIGHBORHOOD
Closest Airports:

Louis Armstrong New Orleans International (MSY), New Orleans LA

Baton Rouge Metro (BTR), Baton Rouge LA

Weather: Clear and mild, or muggy, hot and miserable, or rain alternating with heatstroke...who the hell knows? It's the Gulf Coast in May. Watch for snapping turtles on site.

LODGING
Holiday Inn Gonzales

1500 Hwy 30

Gonzales LA

225.647.8000

Preferred hotel of CGB

Best Western Plantation Inn

2179 Highway 70

Donaldsonville LA

225.746.9050 

10 miles from the track

Best Western Inn

1918 W Highway 30

Gonzales LA

225.647.2001

14 miles from the track

Hampton Inn and Suites Baton Rouge

11271 Reiger Road

Baton Rouge LA

225.751.4600


For more hotel options, click here
 
FUEL AND PARTS
Belle Rose Shell

7080 Highway 1

Belle Rose LA

7 minutes from the track

Car Quest

6398 Highway 70 North

Belle Rose LA

225.473.9556

Midway Auto Parts

Highway 1

Paincourtville LA

985.369.6704

Till's Tire Shop

714 1st Street

Donaldsonville LA

225.473.0016

Griffin's Muffler and Radiator

103 3rd Street

Donaldsonville LA

225.473.3222
 
FOOD AND SUPPLIES
Big B's Supermarket

7107 Highway 1

Belle Rose LA

225.473.3724

Payless Supermarket

3439 Highway 1 South

Donaldsonville LA

225.473.4844

Wal-Mart

37000 Highway 3089

Donaldsonville LA

225.473.6033
 
FIRST AID
Prevost Memorial Hospital

301 Memorial Dr

Donaldsonville LA

225.473.7931
 
DIRECTIONS
The Circuit at Grand Bayou at No Problem Raceway

6470 Highway 996

Belle Rose LA

About 55 miles southwest of New Orleans LA. Click here for a map

From Lafayette LA: Exit I-10 at Baton Rouge Bridge. Take Hwy 1 South towards Plaquemine. Go 22 miles to White Castle. Turn right at the red light in White Castle onto Hwy 69. Follow 69 10miles until it dead-ends into Hwy 70. Turn left onto Hwy 70 east. Go approximately 1.5 miles. Turn left onto Hwy 996. Track is one mile ahead on the right.

From Baton Rouge and Hammond LA: Exit I-10 at Sorrento, Exit 182. Follow exit to Hwy 70 toward Sunshine Bridge/Donaldsonville. Cross Sunshine Bridge. Stay in the left lane. Follow Hwy 70 for 12 miles towards Morgan City. Three miles past the red light at Hwy 70 and Hwy 1, Turn right onto Hwy 996. Track is one mile ahead on the right.

From New Orleans LA: From I-10 west, exit onto I-310. Cross Luling Bridge. Exit at exit 10 onto Hwy 3127 towards Donaldsonville. Follow Hwy 3127 40 miles until it dead-ends into Hwy 70. Turn left onto Hwy 70. Travel 10 miles towards Morgan City. Turn Right onto Hwy 996. Track is one mile ahead on the right.

From Morgan City LA: Take Hwy 70 to Belle River/Pierre Part. Proceed thru Pierre Part. Go 1.5 miles past the Hwy 69 turnoff. Turn left onto Hwy 996. Track is one mile ahead on the right.